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:: 18 maí, 2007 ::

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. An Italian police officer stops them and says:
"Itsa illegala to putta five-a people in a Quattro!"
"Vot do you mean, zat ist illegal?" the German driver asks.
"Quattro means a four!" the policeman answers.
"Quattro iz just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the German shouts ..."Look at ze dam paperz: Ze car is dezigned to carry 5 people!"
"You canta pulla thata one on me!" says the Italian policeman. "Quattro meansa four. You havea five-a people ina your car and you are therefore breaking the law!"
The German driver gets mad and shouts
"You ideeiot! Call ze zupervizor over! Schnell! I vant to spik to zumvun viz more intelligence!!!"
"Sorry" the Italian says, "He canta comea . He'sa buzy with a two guys in a Fiat Uno."


:: Jón Grétar 14:04 [+] ::
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